Sunday, February 22, 2009

At the Airport

Plenty of funny stuff happened today when I went to the airport to study with Kylie and Sarah today.....

Conversation Between Kylie's friends
A: So where are you working now?
B: At Toshiba
A: Wa, so you are selling cars ahz?
B: *Stuns* Huh I working at Toshiba leh..
A: Toshiba dun sell car one mehz? Oh no I mixed up with Toyota!!

Conversation 2
Kylie: So my code name is Karma
Sarah: Ya, and Clarence's code name is Coma
Clarence: Sarah one can be Sa La (meaning wrong, for those who dun understand malay, as pointed out by dear Nizam)
Kylie: That was nice!! Wahaha

Much Later....

Clarence: Hey Kylie, I just thought of another name befitting Sa La leh... Sha Gua sounds not bad too right? (Sha Gua means silly...)
Kylie: *Laughs*

8 truths about Sarah:

Scenerio 1: Kylie paid for the drinks first
Clarence: Kylie, How much should I pay u ahz? 20% of 7.90 = 0 right?
Sarah: Huh what 20% of 7.90 is 0?
Clarence: 20% of 7.90 is 0 what...
Sarah: Huh 20% of 7.90 is 0
Clarence: Lol she doesnt get it... free lahz....

Scenerio 2: After blogging for 4+ years
Sarah: Can upload 5 pictures at one time meh? I tot can only upload 1 leh
Kylie: *Laughs uncontrollably* After 4+ years, you didnt know can upload 5 pictures at one go ahz? Come, I show you
Sarah: Wa, I so sua gu can? Lol

Scenerio 3: MSN background
Clarence: Wah, Kylie u got pictures as background for all your friends on msn ahz?
Sarah: Huh, can use pictures as background for msn conversation windows mehz?
Kylie: *Looks at Clarence and laughs* Lol ya can lahz!!!

Scenerio 4: When plugging in the laptop charger
Sarah: The power point spoil ahz? How come like not charging one?
Sarah: *Looks at Clarence and Kylie and laughs* Alamak, I know why already! I forgot to plug in the power plug into the power socket!
Sarah: Okie now plug in already... How come still cannot?
*Sales girl comes over to take a look and presses in the power plug hard, power supplied to the laptop
Kylie: *Laughs uncontrollably* Wa Sarah, I do better lah!! Haha must be more Chor loh den can oready

Scenerio 5: Online RMIT search
Sarah: This website can only get the extracts leh, you wont be able to download the entire journal
Kylie: Cannot mehz? I see ah...
Kylie: Can what... Just click the html FIND IT at the bottom... Lol u mean u past 4 sems you didnt know can download the entire journal ahz?

Scenerio 6:
Kylie: Like your twin lahz
Sarah: yr twins? Yr sis ahz?
Kylie: Lol she blur oready, now she has 5 sisters sia!! LOL

Scenerio 7:
Clarence: The collages I do not very nice leh... Not as nice as the ones that Sarah do
Kylie: Ya loh, her ones quite nice
Sarah: Haha ya loh actually actually doing collage is like a bimbotic activity...
Clarence: Lol, Kylie... Do you hear what she just said? Lol she called herself a bimbo hahahaha

Scenerio 8:
Sarah: I want to learn how to use the SLR one day
Kylie: Lol dun bother lah, you dun even know you can switch off the flash during night mode
Clarence: * Laughs his head off*

Posted by Clarence at 6:41 PM

Friday, February 20, 2009

Had a full day of lecture for the first time in my entire life in SIM and man I was like how tired can? Seriously, I have no idea how those ppl with full time lectures in all the unis tahan sia... Although the lecturer was an interesting and a rather good one, but I guess the tiredness has taken its toll on all of us, whereby the after effects can be seen in the second lesson.. I was like practically asleep while copying the notes and I am still rather amazed at how I managed to still be able to get all the notes down waha... Anyway, the lecturer was like late for half an hour each for both the sessions today lah! I'm sure in other places when the lecturer is late like for 15 mins, everyone would already have been gone, but for the class people, I'm rather surprised to see that quite a few remain, in fact almost the whole class was there! There goes to show what an excellent lecturer he was... Well at least he makes the class interesting!

The highlight of today I guess was my lunch appointment with Yi Rong, Joey, Ruix ling, Sandy, Alicia, Xin ling and Wen yi. Took Joey's car to West Coast Plaza for the first time. Like so sua gu can? Haha the first time go West Coast Plaza leh, thought at first like it was like damn far away in some ulu ulu place further in Boon lay(since West Coast ma..), than realised its quite near clementi though a bit deeper in the neighbourhood. Most of the shops were not even opened yet and I think that there is still some time before all the shops open... Anyway, headed to Sushi Tei with the girls. When I came back from the toilet to join them at the restaurant, the waitress asked me if I needed an additional chair as it seemed rather squeezy for us to sit at the table... Wa like how pai seh can? But then again, if I were in the same sit as the waitress, I would most prob ask for the same thing, lol but maybe she could have been a tad more tactful and asked more discreetly... Something along the line of "Would you all like to switch to a larger table that we have available?" instead of pointedly asking me the question. Well, anyway, the entire lunch appointment was kinda awkward for me, what with eating with 7 ladies whom I am not very familiar with... Lol certainly my shyness is not exactly helping but I must say that they were all very nice and had tried to ease the awkwardness of the situation by trying to talk to me haha..

Supposedly a matchmake session with let's call this person "Cassandra" without her knowing it, but then again, I suppose she should have felt as awkward as I did... I mean like given the circumstances that we were like acquaintances and an outsider(ie me) was suddenly asked to join their group of girls for lunch... Haha a recipe for disaster I must say... Geez, stress sia if they keep doing this... Lol teasing from the Da Clique is not helping too I must say hahaha but then again its all in the nature of fun haha... Anyway, since Pei yu most prob wont be going for her work and travel trip, Da Clique can finally all go on an overseas Grad trip together!! Yea!!! Okie, places that Da Clique will be looking into will be the usual, Europe, Australia, Japan, Korea, SE Asia, HK and Taiwan... Personally I would rather go Europe to backpack but it seems that Australia seems the more favoured option due to cost concerns!! Whee damn excited about it can, but the fact that I may have to return earlier than expected for the damn reservice is somewhere dampening the mood for me... Sigh.. Wonder if there's anyway to defer the reservice so that I can go for a longer grad trip and thoroughly enjoy myself before stepping into the working world..

Posted by Clarence at 9:23 AM